December 2011
151 posts
My car smells like weed
My car smells like weed and mexican food. This is awesome.
I always had fun with Andy. The problem is when you’re his girlfriend,...
– Ann
Parks & Rec
There seems to be an excessive amount of porn on my dashboard right now. Apparently holidays make people incredibly horny, or would it be lonely…either way, I am overloaded with cunnilingus right now.
I got ditched tonight. :(
My New Years’ dress just came in the mail today. I am so excited! I have a feeling this is going to be a very good year.